Giving You Some Glovely Advice

(I have gone to get fingerprinted for a background check at the sheriff’s office in the county courthouse. The fingerprints are taken electronically by a machine that rates how clear they are on a numerical scale.)

Fingerprinting Officer: “You got a 90 on your thumbprints. That’s extremely good. Almost no one gets a 90. You have very distinct thumbprints, so if you’re going to commit a crime, be sure to wear gloves.”