Finding New Ways To Moon Each Other

(My family and I are in the car on our way back home. My sister is staring out the window, when this conversation happens.)

Sister: “Look, isn’t the moon beautiful?”

Everyone: “Yeah.”

Sister: “I think it’s a new moon.”

Me: “No, that’s a full moon.”

Sister: “Oh, I thought it was a new moon.”

(Silence.)

Sister: “But look at that color, isn’t that an eclipse?”

Me: “No, that’s something else. And no, it hasn’t got anything to do with any of the other Twilight titles, either.”