Finally Addressing The Awkward Grandad Situation

(My mum loves to tell this story. I’m still a toddler in this story. My mother and I are pulling into the driveway of my grandfather’s house.)

Me: *reads off the numbers on my grandfather’s house*

Mum: “Oh, very good! We’re going to have to tell Grandpa you know his address!”

Me: *with a ‘duh’ voice* “MUM, Grandpa’s a BOY. He doesn’t wear a DRESS!”