Doesn’t Want To Be In His Shoes
(I’m about to take my little brother and sister to school before I go to mine. I’m getting them ready and making sure they have everything ready.)
Me: “Are you guys ready?”
Little Sister: “I’m ready!”
Little Brother: “I’m ready!”
Me: *little brother* “Why aren’t you wearing shoes?”
Little Brother: “What?! Huh?”
Me: “You didn’t know that you weren’t wearing shoes?”
Little Brother: “I forgot!”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!