A Story Without A Happy Ending
Funny Stories, Impossible Demands, Managers With A Spine, Perfect Comebacks, Therapist, USA | Right
| June 13, 2024
As a massage therapist (do not call us masseuses), I get a lot of interesting clients. One of them was extremely entitled, unfriendly, and cheap. He decided to leave us a bad review when I wouldn’t bend to his every whim.
My boss, however, is awesome, and she let me write the response to the review.
Me: “I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy your massage. I’m afraid that none of our professional licensed massage therapists practice the particular style of massage you seem to be looking for. We would like to encourage you to patronize another business where you might find more satisfaction.”
Too subtle?
