Dressed To Not Impressed

(My two young sons are talking to me.)

Younger Son: “Mom, can you teach dad how to dress us up?”

Me: “Why, what’s wrong?”

Younger Son: “He gives us whatever clothes he finds in the closet, even if they don’t match. When we go outside, we look like we don’t have a mommy.”

Older Son: “‘Orphans’. The better word is ‘orphans’.”