Don’t Stop Mentioning The Unmentionables
(My boyfriend and I have just finished sexy time and are cuddling and talking.)
Me: “I like your penis.”
Boyfriend: “I’ve noticed.”
Me: “It is a good one.”
Boyfriend: “You’ve mentioned that.”
Me: “Does that mean you don’t want me to say it anymore?”
Boyfriend: “No, no, you can keep saying it.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?