Don’t Have Beef With The Vegetarians
(We are driving past the university, which has a farm.)
Fiancée: “What’s that smell?”
Me: “Cows from the farm at the university.”
Fiancée: “Why do they have cows?”
Me: “For the veterinarians.”
Fiancée: “Why would they have cows for vegetarians?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?