Deception For Dessert

(I am serving breakfast to two of my little brothers. As I have recently had a child and am trying to lose weight, I serve turkey bacon.)

Brother #1: “Good omelet, but this bacon is weird.”

Brother #2: “Yeah, what brand is it?”

Me: “I don’t remember the brand, but it’s turkey bacon. Maybe that’s what’s weird.”

Brother #2: “TURKEY BACON?!”

Brother #1: “This isn’t bacon; it’s a LIE!”

Brother #2: “You serve us lies, in front of our niece?! How dare you!”

Brother #1: “You call yourself a mother? What kind of example is this for her?!”