Telling On Your Own Children Takes The Cake

(It is my birthday, and my mom and I have just cut the cake. My mom goes into the kitchen to get a glass of water, while my dad, my little brother, and I start eating.)

Brother: “Yum!” *begins to pour his milk onto his piece of cake*

Dad: “What are you doing?!”

Brother: “Making the cake moist.”

Me: “But it’s moist enough already.”

Brother: *continues to pour milk on cake*

Dad: “Mom! [Brother]’s ruining his cake!”

Brother: “Snitches get stitches, dad.”