Colorful Language

(My best friend and I are roommates and grew up together. My friend is just now starting to realize she is partially color blind. She’s become obsessed with looking at those little color blind tests and trying to make out what it says, and most of the time she has trouble with the red/green ones.)

Roommate: *hands me her laptop computer* “[My Name], there’s a color blind test thing on this t-shirt online and I can’t really make out what it’s supposed to be. Could you take a look for me?”

Me: “Sure thing!” *I take the laptop, look at the t-shirt that she’s talking about, and I burst out laughing*

Roommate: “What?! What is it?!”

Me: “…It says, ‘F*** the colorblind.'”

Roommate: “I hate my life.”