Chewing Them Out About It

(My boyfriend and I go on a road trip, accompanied by a friend whom he did not know before. She happens to be asleep while this conversation takes place.)

Boyfriend: “[Friend] only eats or sleeps.”

Me: “No, she doesn’t. Don’t talk about her like that.”

(Cue loud chewing noises from the backseat. My friend was quite confused why we would break out in laughter for the rest of the trip whenever she ate in the car – which was indeed frequently.)