Cheet-ing On Your Roommate

(I am sitting at home playing video games on my couch. I live with my roommate, who has just entered with a bag of groceries.)

Roommate: “Hey! I got something I love, for someone I love!”

Me: “Uh.. dude, that sounded so—”

(My roommate is completely oblivious to me as he turns to our dog, and pours some cheetos into his bowl. Our dog loves cheetos!)

Me: “Never mind. Though I would have taken that comment if it gave me cheetos.”