Drama Free Royalty

(My husband and I are in our home office working on our computers.)

Husband: “Ugh, I hate Facebook drama.”

Me: “Eh, I give people a pass now and then. I can be a bit of a drama queen myself sometimes.”

Husband: “You are so not a drama queen.”

Me: “Okay, I’m a drama princess.”

Husband: “You’re not even a drama dame. You’re more like a drama lady-in-waiting. You’re allowed upstairs, but you’re not allowed to talk.”

Me: “…and this is why our marriage works so beautifully.”