Dating Mr. Potato-Head
(My husband is reminiscing about our earlier relationship.)
Husband: “One of the first things I remember about you was your pretty smile.”
Me: “One of the first things I remember about you was your nose.”
(He looks at me funny.)
Husband: “Well, at least some things about me stuck out to you.”
Me: “Like your ears. I love your big ears!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
