Best To Just Go On Ahead

(It’s my boyfriend’s birthday, and he’s just opened his parents’ presents, amongst which include a new winter hat. I am also staying over a couple of nights. We were just about to go into his room.)

Boyfriend’s dad: “So, you like your new presents?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, thanks.”

Boyfriend’s dad: “At least you have something to keep your head warm now.”

Boyfriend: *shutting his bedroom door* “And I’m sure I’ll find a use for the hat too!”