Because That’s When You’re Likeliest to Think About Calculus

(It is the last day before Spring Break in an AP Calculus class. As soon as we come back after the break we will take the final exam, so our teacher is telling us to study over break.)

Teacher: “You don’t need to relearn the whole class. Just make sure to review everything we have learned. It should not take long, so everyone should be able to find time for it, no matter where you are, or what you are doing, or who you are doing…” *suddenly realizing what he just said*

Class: *laughing*

Teacher: “Please don’t tell the principal about this.”