Awakening To The Fact That Grandma Is Crazy
(It’s two am and like most sane people, I’m asleep. I am awoken when my phone starts ringing and fumble around in the dark to answer it.)
Me: *in a groggy tone* “Hello?”
Grandmother: *accusingly* “Why are you still awake?!”
(I still have no idea why she called me.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?