Ask A Stupid Question, Part 3
(I’m delivering some pizzas and “quepapas.” They come with ranch dressing for dipping but my co-worker forgot to put the ranch in the box.)
Customer: “If you don’t mind, I’m gonna have a look at the quepapas, because last time I got them they were cold.”
Me: “Sure thing, not a problem.”
Customer: *opens box* “Where the heck is the ranch dressing?!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, I guess we forgot to put it in the box. I could go back and get it for you if you would like.”
Customer: “Well yeah! How am I supposed to eat them without ranch dressing?!”
Me: “I would try sticking it in your mouth, followed by chewing and then swallowing…”
Customer: “Good one, jacka**!” *slams door*
Related:
Ask A Stupid Question…, Part 2
Ask A Stupid Question…
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
