As You Wish
(My husband and I are cuddling in bed, pretty sleepy. The movie “Princess Bride” is mentioned.)
Husband: “Please don’t ever push me off a cliff.”
Me: “Please don’t ever pretend to be dead, and then pretend to be someone else.”
(My husband laughs.)
Me: “You know, if you did something like that, I actually would push you off a cliff.”
(My husband stops laughing.)
This story is included in our Princess Bride roundup!
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?