Arachnofriendly

(I and two friends are at friend #1’s house. We are all 13.)

Me: “Hey! [Friend #1]! Come over here! There’s a spider!”

Friend #1: “Ooh! Really?” *comes running over, gasps* “Oh, my gosh, it’s so cute! Awwww.”

Me: “Awww.”

Friend #1: “[Friend #2]! We found a spider!

Friend #2: *gasps, comes running over* “Awwww.”

Me: “Awwww.”

Friend #1: “Awwww.”

Me: “…”

Friend #1: “…”

Friend #2: “…”

All: *bursts out laughing*

Friend #1: “We’re weird, aren’t we?”