Anything That Isn’t Chocolate Makes Us Sad
(I work in a deli.)
Customer: *pointing at something that absolutely does not look like chocolate* “Is this chocolate?”
Me: “No, it’s spicy mustard.”
(She squirts some of it on her finger and tastes it. You can see her realisation, but she doubles down.)
Customer: “Oh, my goodness. That sure is chocolatey!”
Me: *smirking* “Yes, will you be having some?”
Customer: *eyes watering* “No, I’m good, thank you.”
(She left. I’m not sure if she was crying because it was spicy, or because her hopes had been destroyed.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?