An Honest Prayer

(My mom is a devout Catholic. She is teaching me and my siblings the new versions of prayers.)

Mom: “We’re going to be reviewing the Confiteor. I’ll say the first part, and then you recite the rest. ‘I confess to Almighty God…’

(Note: The next line is, “And to you, my brothers and sisters”)

Brother: “That I have forgotten the rest of this prayer.”

(My mom couldn’t stop laughing. At least he was honest!)