Aisle Mine
(My boyfriend and I have just woken up but are still sleepy and lying next to each other in bed.)
Boyfriend: *suddenly rolls over and bear-hugs me in the spoon position* “Your presence is requested in aisle nine.”
Me: “…”
Boyfriend: *hugs me tighter* “This is aisle nine, by the way.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?