About To Go To Wario

(I’m doing a long-term subbing assignment for a kindergarten class. While practicing a writing exercise, this conversation follows:)

Student #1: “I’m gonna be Mario!”

Student #2: “No, I wanna be Mario!”

Me: “Well, let’s try this: Whoever finishes writing those h-words gets to choose who gets to be Mario and who gets to be Luigi.”

(The kids do their work and there’s a little bit of time left. By this time, everyone is a certain Mario character, except for me.)

Me: “So, if you’re Mario, he’s Luigi, he’s Toad, he’s Yoshi, and she’s Princess Peach, then who do I get to be?”

Student #1: *thinks for a moment* “Bowser!”

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