A Haunting Prospect Of An Afterlife

(I love ghost stories and have seen and experienced them myself. I am talking to a friend who is of a particular cult church. I haven’t told her that I believe in them. She’s just told me that in her mission visits she met a lady who believed in ghosts.)

Me: “So you don’t believe in ghosts?”

Friend: “No, believing in ghosts is evil. Anyone who believes is corrupted and will never get to heaven or be forgiven by God.”

Me: “Okay, so what does [Church] believe happens to us when we die?”

Friend: “We just lie in our coffins until judgment day and on judgment day we rise and then it’s decided whether we go to heaven or hell.”

Me: “How boring would that be. I’d at least like to spend the time haunting someone.”