A Burger With Ketchup And Jelly Beans Sounds Delicious

I’m working in a fast food restaurant. A parent brings their child to the counter. There’s a long line behind them.

Parent: “Tell the worker what you want, honey.”

The kid hems and haws for ages, holding up the line. They finally speak.

Child: “Can I have [item]?”

Parent: “Oh, honey, you don’t want that!”