A Bun In The Oven
(I am 2 years old, and my mother is trying to prepare me for the upcoming birth of my brother, who will be born shortly before my 3rd birthday.)
Mom: *testing me* “What’s Mommy going to bring home this summer?”
Me: *happily* “Cake!”
(We are now in our 30’s, and my brother swears I have never forgiven him for not being a cake.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?