Unfiltered Story #56831

I was standing a night watch on the pier with two other sailors. As the night wore on we started telling “sea stories” and the watch supervisor brought up this gem.

Pier Supervisor: Well the weirdest thing I ever saw was… I was patrolling the ship and opened up the door to one of the fan rooms and found … O wait I can’t tell you. You’re a woman, you might get me in trouble over this.

Me: What? No. Just tell it.

Pier Supervisor: It’s really bad… I don’t want to get in trouble.

Me: Seriously, I won’t complain about a naughty story. I’m not like that, really.

Pier Supervisor: … OK. When I opened the door to the fan room, one of my coworkers was… pleasuring himself anally with a foxtail brush…

Me: *after I caught my breath from laughing*… So was it one of those round ones or the flat kind?