Unfiltered Story #32732

Unfiltered | June 1, 2017

(It is reading class and I am telling a classmate about how I had a crayfish awhile ago and how it scene died)

Me: I remember how in third grade, I got a crayfish and then it died. I was so devastated.

(Another classmate has a vaguely similar name to the word, “devastated” and the classmate mistakes the word for the other classmate)

Classmate: (Classmate 2’s name) ate your crayfish?!

Me: NO! Devastated!

Classmate: OH!

Me: Hey, (Classmate 2’s name), I did not know you ate my crayfish!