Unfiltered Story #32390

(I’m walking down the halls with my friend. She is usually nice, but can be bratty. Right now I’m nodding along as she blathers about something or other.)

Friend: “And so, like, I was like, yeah, uh huh, it was so weird, ya know? And–”

(Right then I see the boy she has a crush on, walking our way.)

Me: “Ooh, look.”

Friend: “Huh? What?”

(Just as he was walking by, I push her into him, hard. She gasps and rights herself, and he just keeps walking, confused. I laugh.)

Friend: “Why did you do that?! You’re so mean!”

(Years later, she got me back by smacking me in the forehead. Can’t say I didn’t deserve it. Never tell who you’ve got a crush on in middle school, though…)