Unfiltered Story #32142

(While sitting in the lunch room my friend, who is a brony/pegasister (an older fan of the show my little pony) my friend finds a stub of something on the ground, picks it up and the following scene plays out.)

Friend: What?

(She then realists what it is and starts freaking out and the entire table follows suit as she picks up her backpack amd shows the head of a pony keychain. The piece on the ground was the body.)

Friend: I just decapitated Doctor Whooves!