Unfiltered Story #278228

Some years ago I was attending a bankruptcy auction for a small business.
Things were busy, with a lot of people – in both business and casual wear – turning up at various times and going in and out.
At the end of the auction, when things are being taken away, a recent arrival in a business suit approaches the auctioneer.
Man in Suit: I’m here about the cash register and Point of Sale systems. They were leased from my company and I’m here to take them back.
Auctioneer: *With deer-in-the-headlights look* I’ve just sold those!