Unfiltered Story #267719

*So I’m at school, and it’s lunchtime, so of course I am eating with one of my friends and some other people I talk to but don’t hang out with. We get around to playing some music on our phones, and I’m dancing*
Person: Ha ha, what the hell type of dance move is that?
Me: It’s the school boogie! Hey (Friend), come on, dance!
*Friend then does a weirder dance then mine*
Me: HA HA! OH MY GOODNESS THATS FUNNY AND WEIRD!
Friend: Well, I mean I could dance sexier.
*A large silence at our table follows these words*
Me: We will never talk about this. Ever.