Unfiltered Story #257061

(I was walking to my car and this vagrant comes stumbling from the street up by me.)

Homeless man: “Clean yo car! It’s FILTHEEE! Hee hee hee.”

(Then he stumbles off. There were others in the lot and they all turned around with WTF expressions.)

Me: “…..”

(Later, I found another pair of homeless having sex in the dumpsters. I soon moved to an apartment building with gates. More expensive and time consuming, but worth it. And my car wasn’t as filthy as he announced, by the way.)