Unfiltered Story #253722

(I’m at a fast food restaurant with my roommates and their eight year old nephew. They get their food first and go to find us a table while I finish ordering. I get my food and head over to them. Note: I am female, tall for my gender, and well within what’s considered normal weight for my height.)

Nephew: “Uncle is sitting here.” *points right next to him* “You sit over there.” *points to the empty seat next to my other roommate who’s working on inhaling his burrito*

Me: *teasing* “What if I sit where you’re sitting? But you don’t move. I’ll just sit on you.”

Nephew: *thinks for a moment* “Noooo. Way too much weight!”

Roommate: *chokes on his burrito, laughing*

Nephew: “What?!”