Unfiltered Story #252017

(One thing that my girlfriend and I like to do is text each other song lyrics that are both goofy and meaningful. One time, we’re texting the song “Young Volcanoes” by Fall Out Boy, and we get to a certain line. It should be noted that due to certain circumstances, I am currently abstaining from using swear words; my girlfriend respects this, and I respect her swearing.)

Me: (singing/texting) We will teach you
How to make boys next door out of [EXPLETIVE]!

Girlfriend: BUT THAT’S THE BEST PART
Girlfriend: OUT OF A**HOLES!!