Unfiltered Story #225844

( Guy comes into the lobby with a wallet.)

Guy: I found a wallet.
Coworker: Okay. Where did you find it?
Guy: In [town 20 miles away]
Coworker: Did you look at the ID in the wallet? Where does the owner live?
Guy: He lives in [town 1 mile from where the wallet was found]
Coworker: …
Guy: …
Coworker: Probably would be better to turn it in to [town where owner lives] Police Department.
Guy: (Looks at coworker like he just grew three additional heads and then leaves)