Unfiltered Story #184560

For a short time i worked at a chain convenience store that tended to to have older costumers, this was one.
*costumer*bird?
*me* ..sorry?
*costumer* bird?
*me* I don’t understand..
*costumer* *angry*bird! the stuff you make sandwiches with!
*me, facepalming* OH! bread! *points to isle * over there!