Unfiltered Story #155091

Customer: [Patrick is taking the phone calls at Krusty Krabs and the phone rings] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Me: No, this is Patrick.
[hangs up]
Customer: [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Me: [angry] No! This is Patrick!
[hangs up]
Customer: [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Me: [shouts] No! This is Patrick!
[hangs up]
Me: [to himself and folds arms] I’m not a Krusty Krab.
Coworker: Uh, Patrick, that’s the name of the restaurant.
Me: Huh? Ah, Fish Paste!