Unfiltered Story #104345

Man paying at checkout spots something. I am on one cash register, the manager is on the other.

Customer “Is that a roach?’

Manager “We don’t have roaches sir.”

Customer “It is, I see it right there.” Gesturing towards the door.

Manager “Sir, we don’t have roaches here. You’re mistaken.”

Customer “Whatever, I know what a roach looks like and that’s a roach.”

The customer pays and leaves. The manager goes over to the door and grabs something off the ground.

Me “What was it?”

Manager “A roach. But we don’t have roaches here.”