Unfiltered Story #101119

, | Unfiltered | December 5, 2017

I am working on the retail stand when a customer approaches me to order.

Me: “hi, what would you like?”

Customer: “have you got any hotdogs?”

(The hotdog warmer is right behind me so I move out of the way. Several hotdogs are clearly visible)

Me: “yes, how many would you like?”

Customer: “one large one small”

Me: “I’m afraid we only have one size, just the ones you see here”

Customer stares blankly at me

Me: “so is that just two hotdogs for you?”

Customer “I want a large hotdog”

Me: “I’m sorry but these are the only ones we have, they just come in the one size”

Customer continues to stare blankly at me for several uncomfortable seconds until eventually…

Customer: “well, can you make one large?”

Me: “…”

(Sadly I don’t have magical hotdog-expanding powers)