Unfiltered Story #100547

(My dad and I are sitting in the living room discussing one of our cats, who is sitting on the other side of the room.)
Me: Look at her, she’s so pretty.
Dad: Does she have any paws right now?
Me: WHAT?
Dad: Can you see her paws? I like it when she tucks her paws under herself and you can’t see them.
(I look back to the cat. After a bit, she adjusts herself.)
Me: Dad, look, she doesn’t have paws anymore!