Your Ex Is Hung Up On You

(I have recently broken up with my ex. A few days later, I receive several prank calls from the same number. I get suspicious after I hear a very familiar male voice in the background. I’m talking this over with my dad.)

Dad: “Okay, here’s what you do. Next time that number calls, give it to me.”

(Five minutes later, my phone rings. I hand it over to my dad.)

Dad: “You have reached the [city name] police department. This call is being recorded.” *hands my phone back* “Oh, look at that. They hung up.”

(Best. Dad. Ever.)