Your Boss Is A Driving Force

(I am in the delivery van with my boss, who is a very bad driver. My boss misses the exit on the highway, STOPS the van in the middle of the road and BACKS UP several hundred feet to get back to the exit, to the sound of the cars around us honking and flipping him off.)

Me: “What the h*** are you doing?!”

Boss: “Getting to the exit. Why? What’s the problem?”

Me: “You’re going to get us killed!”

Boss: “What would you have done?”

Me: “Gotten off at the next exit.”

Boss: “That’s too many steps!”