You’ll Have To Bowl Me Over First
(My husband is baking a cake.)
Me: “Can I lick the bowl?”
Husband: “No.”
Me: “Why not?”
Husband: “Because you’re being mean.”
Me: “I’m being mean?!”
Husband: “Yes.”
Me: “Really?”
Husband: “No.”
Me: “Then why would you say that?”
Husband: “So I’d feel less guilty about not letting you lick the bowl.”
Me: “Then why can’t I lick the bowl?”
Husband: “Because I’m going to.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?