You’ll Be In Stitches
(My dad has recently sent my sister some tools to work on her car for her birthday.)
Dad: *walks down stairs, talks to mom* “Call your daughter.”
Mom: “Why?”
Dad: “Goober child got herself seven stitches at urgent care last night.”
Mom: “Using her new tools?!”
Dad: “Opening them…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?