You Live For Her Job

(It’s my second time giving blood. The phlebotomist approaches with a needle and blood bag.)

Phlebotomist: “Well, this should be interesting. This is actually the first time I’ve ever inserted an IV into a living person!”

(It turned out she had worked in a morgue for 10 years, where she inserted IVs into cadavers, and this was her first day at the blood bank.)