You Get More Than Just Irish Coffee
(I was born and raised in Galway, Ireland, but I’m going to school at NYU. I work at a local restaurant in my free time.)
Me: “Hello, ladies, what’ll it be?”
Customer #1: “Wait, are you Irish?”
Me: “Well, yes?”
Customer #1: “Oh, my God! I know a guy who loves Irish girls! Let me give you his number!”
Me: “Um… I’d rather you not, actually.”
Customer #1: “Why not? Are you already taken?”
Me: “No, but I’m a lesbian.”
Customer #1: “Oh. I was all set to play matchmaker.”
(Suddenly, Customer #2, a tiny African-American girl, pipes up.)
Customer #2: “In that case, what are you doing this Saturday night?”
(We’ve been together for two years now!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?