Wouldn’t Wish Him On Your Worst Enema
Drug Store | Right
| May 3, 2014
(A customer wanders around drug store for half an hour, feeling too embarrassed to ask where the enemas are.)
Employee: “Hi. Can I help you?”
Customer: “Uh, I’m looking for an enema bag.”
Employee: “Oh… you want a bag? We have some bags.”
(I lead the customer to a small case full of purses in the cosmetics section.)
Employee: “Here are the bags.”
Customer: “Do you know what an enema is?”
Employee: “No…”
Customer: “I’ll ask someone else.” *leaves drug store*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
